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October 31, 2002

Happy Halloween!

Here's your treat: Boo!

and to make you laugh:

A man was walking home alone one night when he heard a BUMP...BUMP...BUMP... behind him. Walking faster, he looked back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...

The man began to run towards his home, and the coffin bounced quickly after him, faster...faster...BUMP ...BUMP ...BUMP. He ran up to his door, fumbled with his keys, opened the door, rushed in, and locked the door behind him. However, the coffin crashed through his door, with the lid of the coffin flapping...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP... on the heels of the terrified man.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locked himself inside. His heart was pounding. With a CRASH, the coffin broke down the door and came slowly towards him. The man screamed and reached for something, anything...All he could find was a box of cough drops!

Desperate, he threw the cough drops at the coffin ......and...of...course,...the coffin stopped!



file under: funny

October 28, 2002

Rings Thing from a few weeks ago...

Do you think Aragorn would have tried to reclaim the throne of Gondor had the Ring not come along?

Probably not. I mean, he was all happy to be in exile, he chose it, and he could have had Arwen with fewer problems, I'm thinking. Course, if he was destined to become king, then I think something else would have pushed him towards kingship. Some other evil, some other conflict would come up. That's the way of the world, any world. Even Middle Earth.

I had one of those wonderful connection moments with TMC last night in the shower. You know the times when bits and pieces of the story come together to make something whole. I had to finish showering quickly and keep repeating the story to myself so I wouldn't forget. Then I sat in the bathroom with a pad of paper and wrote it down. Man it's messy, cause I was writing so quickly. Part of the problem was that I see things in images...and it's a bit difficult to write down images. esp when you just have this glimpse. Ah well. I think I managed enough. One day TMC is gonna be really cool.

And I just lost a paragraph of Decadence. I hate it when the comp freezes... sigh. It'll come back to me. Be sure to check here for periodic updates to Decadence. I'm trying to write at least a paragraph a day. Eventually I'll get to do that for TMC too. Someday, grasshopper...

It bugs me that I can't share it with all of you. It would majorly spoil some plotlines.



file under: lordoftherings , writings

October 25, 2002

Happy Legolas Day!



file under: orlando

Not to knock the nice ladies who write the bulletins each week, but...

These are actual bloopers from church bulletins... from Joke-of-the-Day email:

Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.

The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.

The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church basement Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

Thursday night Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

Tuesday at 4 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.

The Lutheran Men's group will meet at 6 PM. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.

Don't let worry kill you, let the church help.

This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

Thursday at 5:00 pm there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become little mothers, please see the minister in his study.

Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.

The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement Friday.

Announcement in the church bulletin for a National PRAYER & FASTING Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals."

Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again" giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

Next Sunday is the family hay ride and bonfire at the Fowlers'. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.

During the absence of our Pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.

The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.

This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

"Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands."



file under: funny

October 23, 2002

Wrong for Wednesday

but you'll just have to deal. I couldn't do this yesterday.

Two for Tuesday

1. Tell us about your first time you ever kissed someone. Now please, you don't have to limit yourself, we wanna hear allllll about it. You know you want to tell everyone. To be honest, I don't really remember my first kiss. I guess it must have been with Scotty, and I think it was in my house, by the stairs. My frosh year of hs. We both had braces, I think. But he is and Aries and I'm a Virgo, so there was no way that was going to work out. I remember making out with Mark in the short fling, and that was cool...but a bit scary, considering he was muuuuuyyyy different than Scotty. Alt-rock vs. easy listening. And I remember kissing Chris in the park. Or maybe we didn't kiss...we just cuddled. But it still looked compromising when the nun walked by!

2. This one was sort of a toss up. So we'll leave it to your first job. (I'll leave the scandalous questions for later) We have all had those first jobs that we're not proud of, so it's time for everyone to fess up! The first real job must have been at Grone Cafeteria. Not Grone's, although Mr. Grone was my boss, just Grone. Wonderful biscuits and half-price for me. I worked the beverage counter, learned to make coffee and clean filters, for all the good it did me. Never made coffee again in my life. Occasionally worked the hot foods section, rarely the dessert/salad. Wasn't cool enough or math-minded enough to be cashier. Bussed tables once, but did get a tip. Never broke a cup or plate. Spilled plenty of hot coffee on the table, though. I don't have an exciting life. Which is why I write and read.



file under: reallife

October 22, 2002

I'm saved!


Thanks, Jem smile



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transmongrification, ha


Please rescue me smile



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October 21, 2002

Rings Thing

With Viggo Mortensen's recent announcement that he will no longer be accepting fan mail after October 31, 2002, the question arises: How important is an actor's contact with fans to the (long-term) success of his/her movies? To his/her career? And, more specifically, how important is the contact the Fellowship actors have with their fans to the success of the Lord of the Rings movies?

Considering I've never written to a celebrity (however much I'd like to write to Orlando and get something personal back) it doesn't matter to me how much they come into contact. I seriously doubt that I'd ever meet Viggo or Orlando or anyone, for that matter, considering St. Louis isn't exactly the hotbed of actor activity, I think as long as they get out there and say hi occasionally, it's alright. I'm the type of person who can ignore things that I don't like about a person, like how Orli smokes and is a vegetarian. We would never get along smile I don't care if I never meet any of the fellowship; I mean, it would be a glorious thing, but it's not going to make me not see the movies if I can't see the actors. I'm not quite that obsessed.



file under: lordoftherings

October 20, 2002

can't win 'em all

Ok, so I got eliminated from the Apprentice's Challenge at WQ and am back at Hobbiton, so go vote and get me back up there! Thanks wink

Watched FotR for the I-don't-have-the-slightest-clue-what-time, and was again reminded just how damn hot that elf is. Sigh. I want to be in a movie just for the pointy ears. If Cate Blanchett said that, then so can I.

Call it dividing energies, but now I can be totally happy. I've got a modern-day vamp/werewolf story and a fantastic medieval magic story with elves and I don't have to figure out how to combine the two. You know what's funny, sometimes I almost feel like the story is already written in my head, it's just the getting it onto paper (or in pixels as the case may be) is the difficult part. I feel like I have to carry around a tape recorder all the time so I can record those random bits of insight that make the story come together. Course, then I'd look insane, talking to myself all the time...like anyone cares! I wonder though, if I can be 'dark' enough to do justice to Decadence. I think I have read enough to know, but it's like writing romance. Sure I had my share of heady stuff, but a) it was a long time ago and b) I am considerably older and better-read than I was then, so my experiences with romance are probably a little out of whack. And I'm not a dark person, so it will be interesting to see what I can dredge out of my subconscious...glad y'all like it, anyway.



file under: competition , writings

October 19, 2002

Two months to the Two Towers

I know, I know, technically this was yesterday, I'm just running late today. TTT december 18! And the extended version dvd comes out in little under a month! I think I might hold off on pre-ordering it and just go to best buy and see if I can get those free tickets. I'd still see it midnight even if I did get free tix. I really need to buy something through the fan club though. I would totally buy the SE version if it were less expensive than amazon, but it's not. Sometimes retail is good. Although I didn't spend $100 just so I could get a card and a magazine...but I can't wait to see my name at the end of the credits! Hopefully some people in the lab will want to go. Would you believe that the other girl in the lab hasn't seen FotR yet? She's gonna borrow my vhs sometime, lol. See, I knew we should get both! Cause we still haven't gotten another dvd player. Someday, grasshopper.

btw, Decadence will live here: decadence in case you're curious to see the progress I've made. I know it's a bad idea to start something new and I'll probably never get around to finishing it, and if I finish them both before I'm eighty I will consider it an amazing accomplishment. Bug me and I might get to them before my student loans are paid off. Maybe they'll help me pay off my student loans. Wouldn't that be a kick? I could be another one of those yuppies who makes a living having nothing to do with that lovely piece of paper called a college diploma.



file under: lordoftherings

October 17, 2002

Decadence-a new story


Artemis.

Goddess of hunters.


Artemis is often represented with the Bow and Quiver of the huntress and with emblems representing the Moon and the Stars. She is often seen in the company of a Hind or a Dog.



Did you know there is a war in your very city, at this very moment? A war so vicious that if it were not secret by necessity, every human would be caught in the crossfire. The secrecy keeps us from all-out confrontation, but you may have seen glimpses of it; that shoot-out at the club, the bodies unearthed in the remote areas of the state. We keep it from you, for as a rule you humans, as a group, seem unable to cope with the existence of the supernatural.


Shall I introduce myself then? I am Artemis, alpha of my pack. You�ve probably met my kind and not known it. We are very good at blending in with humans, just as we are good at being unnoticeable when hunting our prey. Of course, we don�t hunt very often anymore. It�s difficult to find the time with this war.


Not all of my kind are involved in it. I�d rather not be, to tell the truth. But as alpha I am forced to take a stand. I�ve never really had anything against the vampires; they�ve never harmed anyone in my pack. Politically speaking, though, I must campaign against them. Being without a mate as I am, I cannot pick my battles�yet. I cannot stand alone in my desire to end this war, so I must accede to the greater wishes of the loupcour, the governing body of werewolves.


Werewolves, you say. No such thing. Since you cannot see me shift at this moment, you will have to believe me. Shake your head as you wish, but I could tell you it is what you could become. I was once as human as you. Shifting is a disease, a mutation passed on in violent contact with a shapechanger. Some people have natural immunity to it; others choose to let the virus take hold. Others, like me, were forced into it�but the one who did this to me would not be pleased to see the place he put me in: leader of his pack.


I was given the name Artemis by my people when I ascended to the alpha position. Who I was before is not really important; I had my share of human glory and pain a lifetime ago. No one noted me then, no one but him. Sean Garrett made me what I am today, and I give you his name because it now means nothing but leaves on the wind.


But you want to know who I am. Here then, is my story�



file under: writings

October 16, 2002

Voracious

So I started the tenth book in the Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter series on monday night. I finished it last night at about 1:30 am. So that's two books since friday. Man, I couldn't get enough. I was just a little disappointed at the ending of the tenth book, but if I tell you why I'd ruin it for you. But damn, getting there was great. I don't know when the next book comes out and the website hasn't been updated for a while. I'll have to wait till paperback though. Did I tell you how much I detest buying hardcover books?

I bought the entire series so far last night. Now I have all ten smile We'll see how long it takes me to get through all of them.

See, this is why I started rereading the Lord of the Rings in September; I knew there would be other books occupying my time occasionally. This way I'll always have something to read smile

It was a good day at work. There were bands in my PCR. This is a good thing, smile and nod. And vote for my site! Come on, I'm in last place *sniff*

Good night, all... ce'arra *in case you're wondering, I want to write even more now cause Laurell K Hamilton lives in St. Louis. I want to be just like her smile Hope my writing gives people shivers like hers does to me.



file under: books

October 15, 2002

Two for Tuesday

so you can try it

1. Do you believe in ghosts? If so, have you ever had any kind of ghostly encounter? Yes and no. I think it could be possible to hang around, but I've never had any reason to believe it.

2. Do you like scary movies? If so, name one movie that genuinely frightened you. Actually, I hate scary movies. I just don't like it when they choreograph it so you're set up to jump at certain moments. Therefore, I tend not to watch them. The closest I can remember is when I watched 'I Know What You Did Last Summer' with James Larsen, it was a sort of date and we held hands, luckily, cause I was scared and needed someone to hold on to. Sounds silly to admit it about such a cheesy movie, but I guess I spook easily when I see it. If it's a scary book, I can just read faster or not visualize the images.

sad thought though: James is dead. He died in a car accident when he drove his car into a tree. He had epilepsy, but it hadn't occured in long enough that they let him get a driver's liscence. But it came back while he was driving... I miss him. Everyone liked him, and he was nice to me even though I think I was laying on the flirting pretty thick. He was a freshman when I was a senior, and he was my only date after Chris. Sigh. I still can't believe he's dead.

That was morbid, I'm sorry. I just can't believe he's gone.

I'm so tired of being alone, so hurry up and get here and take my mind off that.



file under: memes

October 14, 2002

Thank you, thank you


Thank you for voting!

Please keep doing so wink



file under: competition

October 13, 2002

Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter

So I've really gotten into this series of books. Written by Laurell K Hamilton, I guess you'd say they're horror/sci-fi/fantasy, but whatever genre they are, the book that I'm reading, Obsidian Butterfly (it happens to be the 9th in the series, and man am I glad that I've got the 10th as well) not only has a cool name but gives me the shivers to boot. Any book that can send that thrill up and down my body goes straight to the top of my hot-damn-o-meter. And it's about vampires and shape-shifters and magic and is almost too gory. Thank God it's a book and not a movie. I seriously need to buy all the books.

tangent: sigh. I remember when books were three dollars each, even for the larger paperbacks. I bought these two at a drugstore, so they were discounted, but they're normally $7.50 each. Egad, when did printing 596 pages start to cost so much?

The funny thing is, I'll probably go out and buy all of them instead of waiting for them if I ordered them online. Besides, I'm weird and want them all to have the cover designed the same way. Yes, analness can have its price. Go buy the books anyway.



file under: books

October 12, 2002

yahoo!

once again I have to thank you, my friends. I've moved up in the Wizard's Quest to the Apprentice's Challenge... so come Monday, limber up those voting fingers and grab your friends and vote for me again! Links at the bottom of posts and to the side! And let me know what you think of my new layout smile



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October 11, 2002

v.4 - The Two Towers

Okay, I did it. I finally got off my lazy bum (or rather, sat down and forced my lazy bum to do it...but there's a new layout. Only took me two weeks. And now it's the weekend! Not everything is fixed as always, but I hope it will be soon. Tell me if you love it or hate it... and don't forget to vote! Thanks, melloneamin...



file under: webetcetera

October 10, 2002

Feel like partying?

another day at work, bah.



file under: competition

October 9, 2002

Actual Bumper Stickers...

courtesy of my email...

Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

Horn broken, watch for finger.

The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.

If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

Help wanted telepath: you know where to apply.

I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

Hang up and drive.

Lord save me from your followers.

Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.

Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.

I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.

Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... until you can find a rock.

Sex on television can't hurt you... unless you fall off.



file under: funny

October 8, 2002

Two for Tuesday

Something new

1. What anniversary or milestone have you recently celebrated?

well, I suppose the most recent would have been my 22nd birthday, aug 27th. Although I have now been working in this new lab for a month. And I finished an interlude in my story.

2. What did you to do celebrate? I went to a DMB concert on my birthday, bracketed by a horrible drive...and I didn't celebrate either of the other things, so there! I'm boring. I wish I had something to celebrate.



file under: celebration

October 7, 2002

Brain teasers that will make you groan ...

A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

There are two plastic jugs filled with water. How could you put all of this water into a barrel, without using the jugs or any dividers, and still tell which water came from which jug?

What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?

Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out.

Answers:

The third. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.

The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.

Freeze them first. Take them out of the jugs and put the ice in the barrel. You will be able to tell which water came from which jug.

The answer is Charcoal.

Sure you can: Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow!

The letter "e," which is the most common letter in the English language, does not appear once in the long paragraph...

courtesy of my joke-of-the-day email.



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American Beauty

You know the part in American Beauty where the boy asks the girl if she wants to know the most beautiful thing he ever saw and he showed her this plastic bag fluttering in the wind amongst some leaves? Well, one of the most beautiful things I have ever seen (I'm hedging my bets here, hoping that my child will be the most beautiful thing I'll ever see), ironically enough, happened while listening to the American Beauty score in the winter of my junior year of college. I had just gotten out of a final, and it was snowing. It was the beautiful kind of snow that just floats down but covers the ground fully. The whole world was white, and going in perfect time to the music. American Beauty was scored by Thomas Newman, who also did Meet Joe Black and The Shawshank Redemption. I don't know what it was about that day, but it was just perfect, and the music was exactly the theme for it. I don't think I'll ever feel that much like crying at the beauty of nature. And I had just gotten out of a final, so that made it even better smile

and you're wondering why I tell you this at the beginning of October, right? Well, it would have been at the end of september if I had gotten my act together and told you earlier. But it;s just because I've been listening to the score. Some tv commercial reminded me of it. And speaking of commercials, has anyone else noticed that the music for car commercials (I mean like Toyota ads, etc, not the 'c'mon-down-ain't-we-got-a-deal-for-you ads) has gotten really good? I wonder if there's a place where you can find out how does that music. And call me weird, but I love the music in the Lowe's commercials.

Heh. Deep to vapid. Music defines my life.



file under: muses , music

October 2, 2002

Interested in an excerpt of the Moonstone Chronicles?

This is from Faldor's POV, an elf that Lauriel and Cat will eventually meet when they start their quest. He's introduced in this passage. Please let me know what you think!

Faldor


The girl stopped at the table closest to the bar, removing an emptied tankard while balancing a full pitcher in the other hand. She must have felt the weight of my stare, for she turned and glanced my way. I gasped as I saw her yellow eyes, fairly glowing in the dim candle- and fire-light of the alehouse. Though thankful for the darkness about my booth, in the farthest corner from the fire, I wondered how she discerned my presence.


She raised an eyebrow quizzically in my direction, and placed the pitcher on the table, breaking gaze briefly to smile at its weather-worn residents. She walked towards my table, starting visibly when she saw there truly was a person there, but continued shortly. She stopped at the foot of the booth and looked at me expectantly. I made sure my glamour was in place, for in this country I had found it was unwise to reveal my race. Elves were not looked upon kindly here.


When I did not speak, she asked, "D'ye want t' order somewhat, sir? There be a particular good ale I ken, that's pleasin' t' exotic tastes."


I looked up, and was caught by her eyes. I could not look away, and barely heard what she said.


"Sir? D'ye want th' ale?"


I shook my head, forcing myself to look away.


"No, sir? , then. Let me know when ye hae need of somewhat." She began to turn away, bemusement in those fascinating eyes.


"Wait."


Rising quickly from the bench, I grabbed her arm, eliciting a startled gasp from her, as it must have seemed I was suddenly at her side with no intervening time. Immediately it was my turn for amazement as I felt the strength in her under the thin muslin. I could sense currents of energy pulsing 'neath her skin, drawing me even more powerfully than her eyes. She was a fountain of life, a well that could not be drained.


"Sir? I--" her voice, frightened, barely registered above the commotion of the tavern.


"Ach. Aye, I'll take the ale."


She nodded, slowly, staring just past my hand on her arm, the yellow eyes enormous. After too long a moment, feeling the power in her, I released her arm, aware of suspicious eyes on me from behind the bar. I had most likely broken protocol, and someone with a big stick might come out of the kitchen if she went back without an order.


", sir. I'll get ye th' ale." The girl looked at me askance, eyes wide, seeming loathe to ask the next question. I almost lost myself in those eyes again, but I pulled my gaze to the scarred wood of the table.


"Nothing else, lady. Just bring the ale."


I could not look up until I heard the soft whisper of her footsteps, inaudible to human ears over the noise of the tavern, disappear into the kitchen, shaken by those eyes and that inexplicable power.


"Who are you?" I whispered into the smoke and shadows.

PS: if you want the rest of it, read it here.

and don't forget to vote smile see the link at the end of the post!



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