From Lammy, cause she loves to make me laugh… I know you’ve probably seen these before, but thought I’d share anyway…
Men are like… Floor Tiles
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years!
Men are like …Bank Accounts
Without a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest.
Men are like …Blenders
You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Men are like …Chocolate Bars
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like …Coffee
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
Men are like …Commercials
You can’t believe a word they say.
Men are like… Computers
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
Men are like …Eskys
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like… Copiers
You need them for reproduction, but that’s about it.
Men are like …Curling Irons
They’re always hot, and they’re always in your hair.
Men are like… Government Bonds
They take so long to mature.
Men are like …High Heels
They’re easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like …Horoscopes
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like …Lava Lamps
Fun to look at, but not all that bright!
Men are like …Mascara
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like …Parking Spots
The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are all
handicapped.
Men are like …Popcorn
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like …Place Mats
They only show up when there’s food on the table.
Men are like …Snow Storms
You never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long
they’ll last.
Men are like …Used Cars
Both are easy to get, cheap, and unreliable.
Men are like …ATMs
Once they withdraw they lose interest.
Men are like… Bananas
They older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like …Newborn Babies
They’re cute at first, but you get tired or cleaning up their crap.
Men are like… Crystal
Some look really good, but you can still see right through them.
Men are like …Dry Cleaners
Most work fast and leave no ring.
Men are like …Laxatives
They irritate the crap out of you.