Forums 4 Fans: Arrows United! OT# 77: Only Thing Stronger Than Arrow Love is Orlando (Orlando Bloom)
Question: Gonedaft (Gandalf), why do you dress in all Grey?
Answer:
David P. Zimmerman
White was taken, for now.
Quaff-Down Gin
“[cough cough!] Too many smoke rings.”
Quaff-Down Gin
“Elbereth thinks I look sexy in it.”
Drevekenin
Well, umm… You’re short!
Quagg-Down Gin
“Why do YOU keep putting on that damned Ring, pipsqueak?”
Trevor Raggatt
It’s smart, it’s practical and it works as evening and day-wear
Trevor Raggatt
And you’d prefer “Gonedaft the Polkadot”?
Trevor Raggatt
An unfortunate accident with a magic spell and a bottle of bleach
Trevor Raggatt
I’m so old the didn’t have colour in my day
Trevor Raggatt
It brings out my eyes
James Barker
Cause it matches my beard DUH!
Finandulin
Have YOU tried matching a fuschia hat with a mauve robe?
Trilliena
Hmm, maybe it’s time I did some washing…
EnchanteR
White gets dirty to easily
ScottE Bemeup
That hack, Merlin, messed up my dye spell.
Tom Hyde
Because ‘Gonedaft the Lavender’ doesn’t sound right.
Joona Palaste
Washing powder doesn’t come cheap in the Middle Earth.
Patman
Because “Gandaft the Green” makes me sound like a leperchaun.
Rona
You try wearing white and keeping up with the latest in firework research!
Tony
So I don’t have to wash off road dust.
Bobby
For the same reason you ask these questions, lack of imagination
Arthur St. James
It was white when I put it on at the dawn of the First Elfen Age!”
trex
Grey Power
trex
Black was taken.
trex
Alliteration gone wild
The Grey Wizzard
I’m a mighty Wizard from the order of the Maia! I don’t bother with such trifles as my appeareanes! Besides, green doesn’t suit me.
The Grey Wizzard
I’m a dirt magnet.
littlestar
Never mix whites with colours, my friend…
Shlamko
Magic and washing machines doesn’t mix!
stellan flinkfeldt
Colors wear out after a couple of thousand years without laundry
littlestar
Don’t get TOO used to it…I’ll be wearing white in the next film!
littlestar
It’s all the rage.
littlestar
Why? Does it make my butt look big?
Leon Mane
Your not exactly A Ray of sunshine yourself!
The Grey Wizzard
The Grey Pilgrim can’t stay long enough to find a laundry.
Danielle
Grey is last year’s brown, which was the year before’s black
Anoriel
I have had not any opportunity to reach the cleaning river under Moria Bridge yet. Wait some chapters!
The Grey Wizzard
Would you trust a “Gonedaft the Hot Pink”?
Petzi
This was white! Do you know a good laundress?
Petzi
It makes me look a hundred years younger!