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From L’Etoile

Shower Survey

1. Do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water? you have to let the water warm up first, don’tcha know. Of course, in the apartment that can take a good 5 minutes…

2. Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottles? yes, partly to see if I can translate the french and spanish, and partly to look for sodium disulfate, a lathering agent we learned about in chem or bio lab. I have yet to find it, but apparently it’s common. Go fig.

3. Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex? Yes. And no, I won’t tell you who.

4. Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings? with my non-existing siblings? of course. With my cousin, though.

5. Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower? no, the sink’s right there

6. Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot? I’m sure I have, but it’s been quite a while since I used a bar of soap… I’ve been using “bath gel” for several years now. The pouf is so fun!

7. How old do you look while wet and when a towel is the only thing on your body? depends if you think muscles make me look older.

8. How old do you act? 21, usually. Younger if I’m procrastinating.

9. What’s the last song you sang in the shower? I was singing the Mentos Answering Machine song this morning . . . and “Why Don’t We Do it in the Road?” too.

10. What kind of soap do you use? currently, Energy Rush ZEST “bath gel”

11. What color is your shower? the 60s-era shower in the apartment is salmon-colored with a clear swing out rotating door, which is great fun, let me tell you. The shower at home is rather normal, white with tan tiles.

12. What color is your towel? green, of course. Both of them.

13. Do you shave in the shower? of course (beats trying to shave in the sink)

14. Does your shower have a seat in it? considering the shower in the apartment is only about a foot wider than me on both sides, no

15. Have you ever been walked in on while you were showering? yeah, but it’s usually a suitemate-sorry-i’m-gonna-have-an-accident sort

16. Do you have the anti-slip sticky pads on the floor of your shower? no, I actually hate those

17. Do you wear a robe around the house after your shower? nope, just my towel

18. Do you get dressed in the bathroom after your shower? no, unless I’m in a major hurry

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