Movie Quotes That, Thank God, They Didn’t Use (but are hilarious anyway.
Some of my favorites:
Legolas to Aragorn after gift-giving: “You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good.”
— Men In Black
Lurtz: “Who’s in charge?”
Orc breeder: “I am.”
(Lurtz strangles the breeder)
Lurtz: “Once again, who’s in charge?”
Orc minion: “You are.”
Lurtz: “Excellent.”
– Passenger 57
Isildur to Sauron: “Hello! My name is Isildur. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
— The Princess Bride
Boromir: “Why did it have to be a cave troll? I hate cave trolls.”
— Raiders Of The Lost Ark
Frodo: “We’re the good guys. Why are we running?”
Aragorn: “We’re not running. We’re eluding.”
– Rising Sun
Boromir: “My brother…”
Aragorn: “I have a brother? I HAVE A BROTHER!”
— Robin Hood Prince Of Thieves
Aragorn (looking at the orcs outside Helm’s Deep): “How many?”
Legolas: “6,000.”
Aragorn: �6,000?�
Merry: (further away) “How many?”
Aragorn: “50!” (to Legolas) “He can’t count anyway.”
— Robin Hood Prince Of Thieves
Orc to Gandalf: “I remember you! We killed you!”
– Robocop
Frodo looking in Galadriel’s mirror: “What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?”
– Spaceballs
Galadriel: “Do you guys like lembas?”
Legolas: “Yes.”
Gimli: “No.”
Legolas: “Yes.”
Gimli: “No.”
Legolas: “I love lembas, (looks at Gimli) and so do you.”
Gimli: “Yes.”
– Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
Legolas to Aragorn: “When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good you will not. Hmm?”
Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi
Aragorn at Helm’s Deep: We’ve got company!”
Theoden: “Orcs?”
Legolas: “How many?”
Aragorn: “Uh, all of them, I think.”
– Terminator 2: Judgement Day
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