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which is actually less than the average, 46%.

Based on the 5,618,944 test takers so far:

you’re sluttier than 10% of the world.

you’re cleaner than 90% of the world.

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FACT

2,453 women agreed with you, and chose “Orlando Bloom” as the best sex option of all time.

Hah.

And, You are 75% Pure! (Very interesting.)

Obviously. See, I am as boring as hell. Errm, that seems like an oxymoron.

On the upside, I may be getting hosted soon which would rock my socks. 5now.net/etoiline? maybe.

From the spoilers for the new TTT trailer to be shown this Friday with LotR:

Legolas in the midst of battle pulling his two blades from behind and getting all ginsu blades of death on some poor orc.

From aintitcoolnews.com

Oh boy oh boy 🙂

I just realized I connected the old (ancient, written long ago) part of my novel to the new (written in the last two years). It’s actually getting to have a plot! I am moving forward! Thanks must be given to Elizabeth Haydon and JRR Tolkien for much inspiration and ideas. God I love fantasy. Rather exciting when you think of it… it’s taken me since 8th grade to get this far (almost 100 pages hand-written now) so that’s what. 8th, 9, 10, 11, 12, college 1, 2, 3, 4… nine years. Sigh. But I *have* a plot! Whoopee! Now I should just upload everything to The Moonstone Chronicles so y’all can read it. Sigh. I really want www.etoiline.com. But can anyone pronounce it? It’s ET-twol-ine. The “oil” is like in “toil”. In case you were wondering, yes, it is from the french word for star, but as far as I know there is nothing else like it out there. I mean, etoiline is not little star in french. It means “star warrior” for those of you who haven’t read the story (which you should!)

*Wish List*

domain names: www.etoiline.com and www.jennifershew.com

web host (preferably cheap with 20 plus megs)

DVD player

web design consultant job

new iBook or Powerbook

perfect teeth

time to finish my novel

Forums 4 Fans: Arrows United OT#34: We need some explanations (while others need therapy) (Orlando Bloom)

Pants – another way of saying somethings rubbish ie. “The oscars, what a load of pants!”

Gotta love the Brits and their cockney slang.

I am 30% British, just like
Madonna
Just as happy in LA or London. Aren’t the narrow roads in the UK quaint.
Take the Brit Quiz
Quiz written by Daz

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Ha.

From    LSFC{Legolas’SlobberingFangirlClub} -> Enigmatic Elf Boy}}}}

You know you’re obsessed with Legolas when…

“You see the Lord of the Rings and time how long Legolas is on screen (13 1/2 minutes)”

and that he has 18 lines. Most of which are single words or names.

Yrch!

Yay I actually got in to Elenath. How cool! Check it out here. Wow. Someone invited me! Yay! *absurdly happy*

What’s up, yo? Why aren’t graphics working? Where’s my page? Technology sucks, but is glorious when it works. I am such a glutton for punishment. And how come Allison gets a new powerbook and gets to work as an independent web consultant and I don’t? Whine whine. Man. And why was that neuroeth test so bad? I studied more. Not enough, I realize, but it should have been easier, yo. Shoot, I did better on the practice exam I took last night at 3 am. Frig.

Jars of Clay rocks my world. Guess when their next concert here is? Yep, yet another thing on Conference weekend. April 20th. What is with that date? Did everyone get together and say, oh, Jen’s going to be out of town this weekend, let’s have everything that she wants to do come to St Louis. Grr. Arrgh.