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This or That Tuesday:

Who is:

1. Sexier (female)…Pamela Anderson or Jennifer Garner? Jennifer Garner, really. Of course.

2. Sexier (male)…Ben Affleck or Matt Damon? Toughie. Usually I say Matt Damon. But Ben Affleck does look mighty good in Daredevil.

3. The better piano player…Billy Joel or Elton John? Billy Joel.

4. Funnier…David Letterman or Craig Kilborn? I never see Craig so I can’t really compare.

5. The dumber cartoon cat…Stimpy (of *Ren & Stimpy*) or Tom (of *Tom & Jerry*)? Stimpy. He is so stupid, I can’t even watch the show.

6. A better news anchor…Tom Brokaw or Dan Rather? Tom Brokaw is more interesting.

7. A better TV chef…Emeril Lagasse or Jacques Pepin? I never watch cooking shows. Emeril sounds more fun, but Pepin…that’s a great name.

8. The trashier talk show host…Maury Povich or Jerry Springer? Jerry.

9. The worse fast food burger joint…McDonald’s or Burger King? BK is worse for your body, but McD’s is worse to your taste buds.

10. Thought-provoking question of the week: Only a handful of U.S. Presidents have been considered to be *great* Of the following two, which one do you consider to be greater…Franklin D. Roosevelt or Abraham Lincoln? Why? whoa. Both were great men. I’d probably say FDR because of all the job work he did…and he was in office for four terms…and he had polio…but I sure wouldn’t want to be either one of them. I don’t envy the job of the Presidency at all.

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