Eee! Legolas insanity! Save Me! etc

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elf porn shack: animations hee. the captions make them so much better.
One Wig to Rule them All Parody sites rock, man.
The Real Deal on Legolas
and someone please rescue me:

Perhaps Legolas will find me, but for now I’m relying on you! (Anyone can save me!)
and a list of amazing fonts at Lord Kyl’s.