m15m: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban in Fifteen Minutes
If you liked the one I posted for Troy a few weeks back you’ll like this one too. Warning: spoilers and coarse language, but damn is it funny! Thankfully I have a room to myself so I can laugh as loud and long as I want to at work and people don’t think I’m crazy. I suggest you find a private place of your own or else Madame Pince will have your hide. 😉
Highlights:
Harry storms off into the night dragging his trunk, apparently having left his owl to the Dursleys’ tender mercies.
HP FANS: OMGWTFHEDWIG!
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CORNELIUS FUDGE: *has a Ministry of Magic office in the middle of a tavern for some reason*
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MRS. WEASLEY [with Scabbers]: OMG RON! DON’T FORGET YOUR PLOT POINT!
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SCARY SHRIVELED HAND: *pulls open door*
DEMENTOR: SHIIIIIRE. BAAAAAGGINS.
KIDS: AHHHHHHH!
DEMENTOR: *dements*
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RON [in his sleep]: Spiders! spiders! Spiders want me to tap-dance and I don’t wanna tap-dance, Harry!
HARRY [looking up from map]: You tell those spiders, Ron.
NOTHING: *is funnier than that line*
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SOMETHING: *rustles in the bushes behind them*
HERMIONE: What was that?
HARRY: Nothing, just a plot point. Come on, we’ve got to get out of here!
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HARRY: AHHH! WHOMPING WILLOW!
HERMIONE: Hey, didn’t it used to be on a totally different part of the grounds?*
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HERMIONE: If you want to kill Harry, you’ll have to kill us first!
HP FANS: OMGWTF THAT WAS RON’S LINE! YOU CHANGED THINGS FROM THE BOOK!
LOTR FANS: What are you, new?
*I just loved how they had the Whomping Willow so promently displayed in a TOTALLY different part of the grounds, especially when there’s a WHOLE SCENE showing the location of the tree in the second movie…but I did love how Harry’s hair was continually messed up, like it’s supposed to be. Green eyes! Although how does a kid with a green-eyed mother and a brown-eyed father end up with his mother’s green eyes when brown eyes are dominant? I didn’t learn much from genetics, but I’m pretty sure that’s not going to happen…ah well, plot device…