New! New! New! Layout at etoiline.com. Check it out. Please say something nice about it. Took me long enough. And yes, I know this site needs a new layout, and I have just the idea…I just have to get the photo. One day, grasshopper.

and a funny:

A man was praying and asked, ‘God, how long is a million years to you?’

God replied, ‘Oh, about a second.’

Then the man asked, ‘God, how much is a million dollars to you?’

God replied, ‘About a penny.’

So the man then asked, ‘Well God, may I have a penny?’

And God said, ‘Sure, just a second.’ “