There were two men stranded on an island, along with a lion. One man was a reader, and the other was a writer. Which one did the lion eat?

The reader, because readers digest and writers cramp.

I know, I know, it’s been ages since I posted here. Haven’t found a good joke in a while. I’ll cop to the standard excuse…I’ve been too busy. And it’s true, really…what with work and orgo and my bike getting stolen…life is never easy, eh?