A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see the blonde behind the wheel was knitting.

Realizing she was oblivious to his flashing light and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, “Pull over!”

“No!” the blonde yelled back, “It’s a scarf!”

Perhaps I can remember this, and add another blonde joke to my repetoire. No offense to my very blonde friend who’s getting married tomorrow. You’re smart, Jen N! Soon to be Jen S. Boy, this could get confusing.