A poodle was walking down the street and passed three dogs. She stopped and said, ‘Whoever can best use the words ‘liver’ and ‘cheese’ in a sentence will get a date with me.’

The first dog said in a deep voice, ‘I love liver and cheese.’

The poodle commented, ‘That is the most boring sentence I’ve ever heard.’

The second dog said, ‘I hate liver and cheese.’

‘That is even more boring than the first!’ the poodle replied.

The third dog answered, ‘Liver alone, cheese mine!’

One of these days I will remember jokes like these and have them ready for the times when I have to show off my particularly witty side. Alright, so this one’s not quite so witty, but at least I would have something to say.

MCAT is a week from Saturday! Dear Lord, remind me why I’m doing this again? Oh, right, because I have this insane thought that I might make a good doctor. Eegggh.