#tuesdaysareforhaiku

No one had better

Eat my gourmet Lean Pocket

Or sad deja vu

Yes I am aware of the irony of a gourmet Lean Pocket. I’d still like to be able to eat the flavor I picked instead of the one someone left behind when they couldn’t be bothered to check if they’d grabbed the right lunch. You can bet my initials are on this one, dammit!