Author: etoiline
Immortalized by the famous “Draco Sinister” (by Cassandra Claire), you are witty, sexy, and the typical bad boy girls love. You are paired with Ginny or Hermione, because they remind the author the most of herself. You have sudden special powers that enable you to go along special Voldie-killing missions with Harry and Co. At first you get on everyone’s nerves, especially Ron’s, but soon everyone learns to love you.
Everyone.
The Lord of the Rings : The Fellowship of the Rings in 1 page Go to this link and laugh your ass off.
Internet Addiction Test
49 points: You are an average on-line user. You may surf the Web a bit too long at times, but you have control over your usage.
Yeah right. Only half-addicted? Hmm. Well, give me camping and I’d probably forget. At least for a while. Until I wanted to see a new pic of Orli.
you guys ready for a long one? Here goes…
So I’m a senior in college. (Hence the piece of crap design project…) This is my last year, and my last track season. The big meet of the season is outdoor conference where all the teams in our conference get together and my school usually wins. *crosses fingers, hope the trend continues* Usually, outdoor conf is held sat-sun, while indoor conf is held fri-sat. Don’t quite know why, but that’s the way it’s always been.
This year, however, outdoor is fri-sat… which I only recently found out about. I heard something about them moving it because of the MCATs (med school admission tests if you didn’t know) on that sunday, but honestly, who’s going to try to take the MCATs the day after a big track meet? Not too many people especially when most of the people will be travelling quite a bit (the conf is in Georgia, I’m in Missouri, for example).
Soooo, the big deal. I knew I would have to reschedule my test on that friday, but then I found out about the fri-sat thing which means I’d have to miss my classes on thurs. Normally this wouldn’t be a problem, but that thurs also happens to be the last day of the semester for that class. The prof gives out handouts, but you really have to be there cause he gives more detail in class and some things aren’t on the handouts. I had to miss two classes before the last test and that really made a difference in my grade for said test.
However, I could just go late to the meet (fly out to Atlanta by myself later in the day). But I would miss the practice at the track there and bonding with the team, which I’d rather not. It’s my last one, and I’d like to be there for all of it.
Therein lies my dilemma. Miss the class, or go late to the meet. I don’t want to do either.
All that on top of the fact that the design project is due in less than a week now.
Gaah, you made it through that?
I admire your perseverence.
I appreciate sympathy, but this was really just a rant.
Postscript: I posted this yesterday on the OT Arrows thread at FF. Since today I’ve talked to my prof in neuroeth and he said that I should just get the lecture notes etc. I asked some random person to take notes for me… not actually the person I meant to, so I will probably just ask this other person and have two people’s notes… I’ll just miss the class and be with the team. I’d rather be with them than in class any day. and my biomech prof so helpfully reminded us that there’s a test a week from thurs, which is just another permutation in the wrinkly life I lead… luckily there’s another girl on the track team in that class with me so we’re both taking the test a day early. During my hour and a half break between classes. A week from tomorrw is going to be interesting. Sigh.
Dr Minor told us he would take us out for a drink and pizza after this whole debacle is over. Thank God it will be in a week. But man, the hoops to go through to get to next week…. oh lord. Somebody Save Me!
I love those secret diaries. Ms Claire is a very witty person. I’ve got the Legolas diary on the Realm if anyone is interested.
TheSpark.com’s Stress Test! YOU:
“calm blue ocean… calm blue ocean…”
You exhibit a stress percentage of
18%
which barely registers. Get a job.
Your Stress Test answers indicate that to reduce your stress level even further you should eliminate at least one of the following from your life immediately:
* one of your jobs.
* consciousness. Q.E.D.
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
According to the Stress Test
??18 year-old males are the most stressed people, 62%.
?? women average only 55%.
??the average test-taker goes gets 6.9 hours of sleep each night.
??and 9% were orgasm-free last week.
Okay, here’s my review of Bouncegrrrl has a ball for the P2P Blog Review…
She’s very witty but cynical. Obviously older than teenage, because she writes with some experienced sarcasm at the world. Very amusing how she names all the characters in her blog without actually giving their names; a wise move if you ask me.
There’s not all that much there in terms of content; there is a link to the guestbook, which is sparsely (but sweetly) commented, and the obligatory link to blogger.com. Sounds like this is the latest in a line of experimental web diaries, hopefully this one will continue in better shape and spirits than her previous attempts. The choice of links can show a lot about a person; maybe she’s intensely private and doesn’t want to give anyone any ideas; but then why write a blog?
Regularly updated this blog is not, and it’s quite new. There was about one update a month for a while, and more, now, but the entries that are there are quite dense and interesting. There aren’t any quiz results or daily random ruminations, which is fine, but there’s not much to keep you coming back. But then again, it seems like this is not a blog that’s meant to be very widely distributed. Just a way to put down her feelings occasionally. Is it meant as a release? Go for it then.
Overall I liked what was written; it was personal and funny, sometimes scathingly so. It’s always interesting to get a glimpse into someone’s life, even if it is a small one.
I wonder who had mine? Sure would be nice if you’d comment here on the blog 🙂 Hope you liked it!
TheSpark.com’s Death Test!
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: August 1, 2068 at the age of 87 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (30%)
Alien Abduction (14%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Third Degree Burns (8%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Homicide (5%)
Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
11053687 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 54% were female and 46% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 189726 people claim to have leprosy.
Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you’re clutching your left arm moaning “Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!” on August 1, 2068, as you slip silently into the night.
Alright! 87, baby! Older than average. And in August! What more could you ask for? *whistles* other than being an elf, and thus immortal…