I wish lantanas were not annuals. #baregarden
Author: Jennifer Shew
Of course, the machine decides to break when extremely smelly stuff is inside. #lifeinthelab
StandardOf course, the machine decides to break when extremely smelly stuff is inside. #lifeinthelab
Dork Tower says I’m an alpha nerd. #rainsofcastamere
StandardDork Tower says I’m an alpha nerd. #rainsofcastamere
#tuesdaysareforhaiku
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No one had better
Eat my gourmet Lean Pocket
Or sad deja vu
Yes I am aware of the irony of a gourmet Lean Pocket. I’d still like to be able to eat the flavor I picked instead of the one someone left behind when they couldn’t be bothered to check if they’d grabbed the right lunch. You can bet my initials are on this one, dammit!
Seen on the walk to work: a smooshed beer can, in a brown paper bag, complete with straw sticking out of the can…
StandardSeen on the walk to work: a smooshed beer can, in a brown paper bag, complete with straw sticking out of the can opening. #presentedwithoutcomment
Lunch mystery solved, sort of.
StandardLunch mystery solved, sort of. Someone did eat my Lean Pocket, and left their frozen sandwich in the same place mine had been in. I ate it, b/c it was almost 3pm and I was starving. At least there was something to eat. But who blindly grabs food from the freezer? I hope you enjoyed your gourmet version, earlier lunch eater. #sadlunch
I’m glad whoever took my Lean Pocket out of the freezer realized it wasn’t theirs and put it back.
StandardI’m glad whoever took my Lean Pocket out of the freezer realized it wasn’t theirs and put it back. But why not leave the crisping folder too? #puzzled #toohungrytocare
Results from my first time shooting handguns last night.
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Results from my first time shooting handguns last night. I’m not going to join the NRA, but Kate wanted to take a gun safety class, and I was curious what actually holding a gun was like. We used .22 revolvers and semi autos, a .38 special revolver, and 9 mm and .45 semi autos. Yes, the gun is heavier than you expect. Pretty sure that the shots outside the bullseye were from the larger caliber guns, with their higher recoil. Now when I read or write about guns, I’ll have the right idea of what it feels like. #strictlyforresearchpurposes
The dollar number in my bank account makes me depressed. #weddingplanning
StandardThe dollar number in my bank account makes me depressed. #weddingplanning
Just got my invitation to the Length of Service awards for my 10 years at Wash U Med School.
StandardJust got my invitation to the Length of Service awards for my 10 years at Wash U Med School. Here’s to a decade of science! #ifeelold