Is it bad that I would like foreign companies to hire an American to write their English-language assay protocols?

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Is it bad that I would like foreign companies to hire an American to write their English-language assay protocols? #moreconfusingthanitshouldbe   #lifeinthelab  

Perhaps I should get back to tinkling the ivories. Lightning might strike twice… #pianoman

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Perhaps I should get back to tinkling the ivories. Lightning might strike twice… #pianoman  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p04TYk4j0zQ

My co-ML’s debut book comes out today: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00BS9EVFM #stlnano

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My co-ML’s debut book comes out today: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00BS9EVFM #stlnano  

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00BS9EVFM

Today I read an article on Lifehacker on 10 things parents wished they knew before they had kids, and it’s mostly…

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Today I read an article on Lifehacker on 10 things parents wished they knew before they had kids, and it’s mostly about the negative changes. Later I read an article in Newsweek how, despite the challenges, folks should have more kids because the population as a whole is aging too fast for the low birthrate to replace. Conflicted woman of child-bearing age is conflicted. #biologicalclock  

Why on earth does my city insist on calling the trash bill “refuse?

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Why on earth does my city insist on calling the trash bill “refuse?” Every time I see it, I say, “Yes, I’d like to refuse to pay this bill”. (And yes, I understand the context of “refuse” here.) Can’t they just call it the solid waste pickup bill?

Anticlimax, thy name is lab inspection. Glad that’s over. #lifeinthelab

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Anticlimax, thy name is lab inspection. Glad that’s over. #lifeinthelab  

Both a long assay day and lab inspection day.

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Both a long assay day and lab inspection day. Eep. We should pass inspection without much trouble, but these days always make me nervous.  #lifeinthelab  

I do not think this $0 price is correct, website. #checkyourcode   #lifeinthelab

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I do not think this $0 price is correct, website. #checkyourcode   #lifeinthelab  

Dear punch-out catalogs in my work’s online ordering system: I do not like you.

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Dear punch-out catalogs in my work’s online ordering system: I do not like you. Bring back hosted catalogs, plskthx. #lifeinthelab