Author: Jennifer Shew

I have a new phone now (same number) so feel free to inundate me with calls. #thingsthatwillnothappen

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I have a new phone now (same number) so feel free to inundate me with calls. #thingsthatwillnothappen  

Why are there no Girl Scouts in my neighborhood trying to sell me cookies today?

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Why are there no Girl Scouts in my neighborhood trying to sell me cookies today? #goday   #nostalgia   #iwasadamngoodcookieseller  

Am I still being good if I have a salad for dinner after eating a quesadilla earlier? #sometimediet

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Am I still being good if I have a salad for dinner after eating a quesadilla earlier? #sometimediet  

Who is the awesome person who left a Castle calendar at my front door? #willthemysteryguestpleasespeakup

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Who is the awesome person who left a Castle calendar at my front door? #willthemysteryguestpleasespeakup  

The only problem with my fluffy green fleece is that I turn into a walking shock machine. #bzzt

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The only problem with my fluffy green fleece is that I turn into a walking shock machine. #bzzt  

According to Goodreads, I read 115 books last year.

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According to Goodreads, I read 115 books last year. Some of those were cookbooks or other books I reviewed for Netgalley, but the total is still over 100 novels. #bibliophile  

Go go gadget OS 10.6 installation! I can finally catch up to 2009. #ilovemymac

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Go go gadget OS 10.6 installation! I can finally catch up to 2009. #ilovemymac