PoA in 15 minutes
m15m: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban in Fifteen Minutes
If you liked the one I posted for Troy a few weeks back you'll like this one too. Warning: spoilers and coarse language, but damn is it funny! Thankfully I have a room to myself so I can laugh as loud and long as I want to at work and people don't think I'm crazy. I suggest you find a private place of your own or else Madame Pince will have your hide.
Highlights:
Harry storms off into the night dragging his trunk, apparently having left his owl to the Dursleys' tender mercies.
HP FANS: OMGWTFHEDWIG!
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CORNELIUS FUDGE: *has a Ministry of Magic office in the middle of a tavern for some reason*
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MRS. WEASLEY [with Scabbers]: OMG RON! DON'T FORGET YOUR PLOT POINT!
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SCARY SHRIVELED HAND: *pulls open door*
DEMENTOR: SHIIIIIRE. BAAAAAGGINS.
KIDS: AHHHHHHH!
DEMENTOR: *dements*
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RON [in his sleep]: Spiders! spiders! Spiders want me to tap-dance and I don't wanna tap-dance, Harry!
HARRY [looking up from map]: You tell those spiders, Ron.
NOTHING: *is funnier than that line*
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SOMETHING: *rustles in the bushes behind them*
HERMIONE: What was that?
HARRY: Nothing, just a plot point. Come on, we've got to get out of here!
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HARRY: AHHH! WHOMPING WILLOW!
HERMIONE: Hey, didn't it used to be on a totally different part of the grounds?*
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HERMIONE: If you want to kill Harry, you'll have to kill us first!
HP FANS: OMGWTF THAT WAS RON'S LINE! YOU CHANGED THINGS FROM THE BOOK!
LOTR FANS: What are you, new?
*I just loved how they had the Whomping Willow so promently displayed in a TOTALLY different part of the grounds, especially when there's a WHOLE SCENE showing the location of the tree in the second movie...but I did love how Harry's hair was continually messed up, like it's supposed to be. Green eyes! Although how does a kid with a green-eyed mother and a brown-eyed father end up with his mother's green eyes when brown eyes are dominant? I didn't learn much from genetics, but I'm pretty sure that's not going to happen...ah well, plot device...
Comments
Ok, I didn't take genetics, but this much i do know! (I know, being a girl with blue eyes, with a sister with blue eyes, with a mom who has hazelish eyes (?) and a father with brown eyes.) Since brown eyes are dominant, if there's one allele (or gene, or whatever - the names of stuff wasn't my strong point) that is brown and one that's green, brown is going to win out and be shown. But, if that recessive green gene, which harry's pop must have had, gets paired up with another green gene, then you have green eyes for harry!
Posted by: your roommate | June 11, 2004 9:41 AM