Pastor (from Pittsburgh): “Now, the 1905 World’s Fair was the last to be profitable –“

Someone in the audience (a native St. Louisan, presumably): “1904.”

Pastor: …

Pastor: “God humbles the proud.”

#Easter

Pastor: “And behold, there was a great earthquake –“

folding chair falls in the aisle next to the pew

congregation laughs

Pastor: “That wasn’t that great, but you get the idea…” #Easter