lifeinthelab

It’s kind of funny how the greeter assumed (correctly) that I was part of the 10 year awardee group for the length…

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It’s kind of funny how the greeter assumed (correctly) that I was part of the 10 year awardee group for the length of service awards. #tooyoungfor15years #lifeinthelab #decadeofscience

Of course, the machine decides to break when extremely smelly stuff is inside. #lifeinthelab

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Of course, the machine decides to break when extremely smelly stuff is inside. #lifeinthelab  

I honestly did not think I’d be cutting up pieces of biopsied intestine in this job, but there you go. #lifeinthelab

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I honestly did not think I’d be cutting up pieces of biopsied intestine in this job, but there you go. #lifeinthelab  

I’m amused that Midwest Scientific included Tootsie Roll pops in my order of cardboard freezer boxes.

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I’m amused that Midwest Scientific included Tootsie Roll pops in my order of cardboard freezer boxes. Thanks for the laugh. #lifeinthelab  

Now the freezers are just messing with us.

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Now the freezers are just messing with us. Two alarms reported for a room where no freezers are in alarm status. #lifeinthelab  

Is it bad that I would like foreign companies to hire an American to write their English-language assay protocols?

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Is it bad that I would like foreign companies to hire an American to write their English-language assay protocols? #moreconfusingthanitshouldbe   #lifeinthelab  

Anticlimax, thy name is lab inspection. Glad that’s over. #lifeinthelab

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Anticlimax, thy name is lab inspection. Glad that’s over. #lifeinthelab  

Both a long assay day and lab inspection day.

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Both a long assay day and lab inspection day. Eep. We should pass inspection without much trouble, but these days always make me nervous.  #lifeinthelab  

I do not think this $0 price is correct, website. #checkyourcode   #lifeinthelab

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I do not think this $0 price is correct, website. #checkyourcode   #lifeinthelab  

Dear punch-out catalogs in my work’s online ordering system: I do not like you.

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Dear punch-out catalogs in my work’s online ordering system: I do not like you. Bring back hosted catalogs, plskthx. #lifeinthelab