Happy Valentine’s Day
I need a man. Why don’t I have a boyfriend? It makes me sad to think that I haven’t been kissed all through college. I hear about people hooking up and I’m like, what’s a hook up? I wouldn’t know. No one wants to hook up with me. . . *sigh*
Billy would be nice. He’s taken, of course. Ross, wonderful, still clueless as to his availability. Todd, you know, the freshman crush, and yet he’s going out with a distance runner. How weird is life? And apparently Chris is still thinking of me. I don’t know what to think of the opposite sex. I know that I would be the perfect girlfriend. No one else does, evidently.