Crazy Quotes
Our strength is that we don’t have any weaknesses. Our weakness is that we don’t have any real strengths.
— Frank Broyles, college football coach
Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win.
— Doug Collins, basketball commentator
I wanted all my ducks in a row so if we did get into a posture we could pretty much slam-dunk this thing and put it to bed.
— Lee Cooke, mayor of Austin, TX, abusing cliches
Not only is he ambidextrous, but he can throw with either hand.
— Duffy Daugherty, football coach and sports analyst
A bachelor’s life is no life for a single man.
— Samuel Goldwyn
Teeth extracted by the latest methodists.
— Hong Kong dental advertisement
He was probably our greatest living painter — until he died.
— LBC British Television News
How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby.
— Manufacturer
The people don’t take baths and they don’t speak English. No golf courses, no room service. Who needs it?
— Jim McMahon, NFL football quarterback, on Europe
Can’t act. Can’t sing. Balding. Can dance a little.
— MGM summary of a screen test by some guy named Fred Astaire