Happy Valentine’s! Your man is LEGOLAS!
I love to FROLIC with the elves
You’re one lucky bitch.
You like to FROLIC with the elves
So you like the pretty boys. And if there’s any boy prettier than the rest, it’s Legolas. Sure, he may also be a little girlier than the rest, but that’s what you want, right? Smooth, beautiful love-making the way only a woman could do it. Or a really faggy elf.
Hell Yeah! For once someone got it right 🙂 Sort of.