Guess what? I know a place where we can dance the whole night away underneath
the electric stars, it’s called…
PromoGuy’s Monday Mission
1. Do you get sick very often? What illness do you find that you’ve had most frequently? Not badly sick very often. Lately I’ve been having these allergies, which pretty much sucks but it’s nothing I can’t live with. I usually get about one cold a year. Last year’s was during finals week, of course.
2. I know a man who flat out refuses to go to the Doctor’s office. You’d need an ambulance to get him near a hospital. Not me, I’d rather go as soon as I feel sick so I can get better. Do you mind going to see the Doctor
when you get sick? Do you know anyone who just refuses to go to a Doctor when they get ill? Any idea why they are like that? I don’t think I’ve really ever been so sick as to *need* to go to the doctor. I just go for checkups. I’d rather just self-medicate as going to the Doc is expensive and difficult to do on my schedule (esp. with no car) but if I had to go I would. It would just take me a while to get my butt over there.
3. How about visiting the Dentist? Do you go get a check-up every 6 months? Or do you dread going? I don’t dread going, but I don’t like it (see above complaints about Doctor) and I don’t go every six months cause who really wants to get up early to have somebody poking around in your mouth while wearing those latex gloves? Bleah.
4. I’ve heard about a diet pill called “Thermolift” that allegedly gives you quite an energy rush (oh boy mentioning this will surely bring us all a ton of Google hits won’t it?). Although I’ve thought about getting some of these pill for the times I need a boost, I’m probably not going to take the plunge. Have you ever taken any diet pills, energy pills or energy drinks? How did they make you feel? Do you still take them? How come? I wonder sometimes if they would be worth it at all. I mean, if I lost twenty pounds I’d have a lot more energy too, but I’d look like I did in high school. I don’t think I’d ever do it, cause they’re horrendously expensive and you probably have to take them for several weeks to see any sort of real improvement and I’m just not that dedicated to changing my weight. Kind of like how I’ve never been able to keep myself on a diet. I just eat what I want and thank the Lord he has seen fit to bless my with a fast metabolism.
5. Have you heard about “Gastric Bypass” surgery that many celebrities are doing to loose weight? (The process reduces the size of your stomach to facilitate weight loss) What are your thoughts on this procedure? Would you ever consider it? How would you feel if a relative were to decide to undergo the procedure? Ew, ew. I don’t like the idea of this at all. First off it’s only for severly obese people. Second of all it’s expensive. (Notice a trend here?) Third, it’s major surgery, they go in there and cut up your intestines. Ew ew. Too drastic for me. I hope no one I know gets that bad that they’d have to resort to this procedure.
6. What do you think the opposite sex needs to experience to fully understand what it is like to be your gender? Egad. Cramps.
7. And to lighten things up a bit before we go…What’s the most worthless gadget, infomercial item or “looked like a bargain” item you have ever purchased or owned? I don’t think I’ve ever bought an informerical item, and I have tons of worthless gadgets. I just don’t know which is the most worthless.
BONUS: Why can’t every day be like Christmas? Cause then Christmas would be just another day, and we’d all be broke.