Aspire to the Stars

Stealing from Punz cause she’ll never know since she’s in Israel for two and a half weeks 😉

what adjective are you?

quiz by maikamariel

SOYsolv®: You are made from soybean oil, and are used in a wide range of applications, including asphalt release, mastic removal, and hydrocarbon cleaning. You are biodegradable, and your flash point is >300°F, Pensky-Martens closed cup, and >650°F open cup. Find out what kind of industrial solvent you are

Human Virus Scanner

The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Religion

Read “God’s Debris” by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

Sci-fi

Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Hippyism

Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Environmentalism

Consume more stuff! It’s easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Macintosh

Use a mouse with more than one button.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (80%)

Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

Politics (95%)

Stop caring!

Brand Names (95%)

Having a well-known name doesn’t make it good.

Computer Games (60%)

Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Prog Rock (60%)

Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD’s they don’t crackle.