These funnies are so laughable. Thanks for posting them for me to enjoy. 😉

I hope we have more of our email chats my friend. :wave:

According to Meg, I am kuripot. Aka I know the value of money but hate to spend it. So true. So laugh at me, all you Filipinos!

*Take This Test!*

You were male in your last earthly incarnation.

You were born somewhere around the territory of what is now know as modern South India, approximately in the year 1350.

Your profession was: builder of roads, bridges, docks.

A brief psychological profile of you in that past life:

Person with huge energy, good in planning and supervising. If you were just garbage-man, you were chief garbage-man.

A lesson that your last past life wishes you to learn in your present life is:

You are bound to learn to understand other people and to meet all life difficulties with joyful heart. You should help others, bringing them spirit of joy.

do you remember?

Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amazing, practical,

and always interesting.

someone who is constantly the center of attention,

but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head.

They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding,

someone who’ll always cheer them up and help them out.

lmao. Thanks, moll.

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. ~ Wilde

At a nursing home in Florida, a group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their aches and pains.

“My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee,” said one.

“I know what you mean. My cataracts are so bad I can’t even see my coffee,” replied another.

“I can’t turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck,” said a third.

“My blood pressure pills make me dizzy,” another contributed.

“I guess that’s the price we pay for getting old,” winced an old man.

Then there was a short moment of silence.

“Thank God we can all still drive,” said one woman cheerfully.



Don’t you just love elderly drivers?

“Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.”

–Steven Wright

In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk after a test, and said, “Johnny I have a feeling that you have been cheating on your tests.”

Johnny was astounded and asked Mr. Johnson to prove it. “Well, said Mr. Johnson, I was looking over your test and the question was, ‘Who was our first president?’, and the little girl that sits next to you, Mary, put ‘George Washington,’ and so did you.”

“So, everyone knows that he was the first president.”

“Well, just wait a minute,” said Mr. Johnson. “The next question was, ‘Who freed the slaves?’ Mary put Abraham Lincoln and so did you.”

“Well, I read the history book last night and I remembered that,” said Johnny.

“Wait, wait,” said Mr. Johnson. “The next question was, ‘Who was president during the Louisiana Purchase?’ Mary put ‘I don’t know,’ and you put, ‘Me neither’.”