This or That
1. Bacon or sausage? Sausage.
2. Eggs: scrambled or not? Omelete.
3. French toast or regular toast? French, please.
4. Pancakes or waffles? waffles. blueberry, if you’ve got ’em.
5. Muffins or bagels? bagels. Unless they’re the Betty Crocker Blueberry muffins with crumb topping.
6. Coffee or tea? Ugh. Neither.
7. Juice: orange or grapefruit? OJ, of course.
8. Hot or cold cereal? cold cereal, unless I’m out, making me resort to instant oatmeal…
9. To put in cereal: bananas or strawberries (or some other fruit)? strawberries in anything but Cheerios, which get bananas.
10. Eat breakfast at home or at a restaurant? The only time I eat breakfast in a restaurant is at a hotel, on a track meet trip, or with my godmother.
