Legolas v. Anakin it’s good for a laugh.
and always funny, the Very Secret Diary of Legolas, Part II:
Day Twenty-nine: Aragorn back. Apparently taking header off cliff not as deadly as one would have thought. Told him to throw me down and shag me senseless, but he just clapped me on the shoulder in a manly fashion and said, “Yeah, it can get a little chapped sometimes but just put some lotion on it.”
Aragorn just kind of a wanker, really.
I’d laugh myself silly if it wasn’t after 2 in the morning and the parents wouldn’t notice.
I’ve got a job interview in exactly twelve hours, so wish me luck…