A Giant Fourth

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Overheard on the radio:
A giant is taking questions like: Are you really a giant? Is your wife a giant too?.
Then he gets this one: How does a giant celebrate the Fourth of July?
He says, “I have to get far away from the fireworks, or else I have to duck” (haha) “no, seriously, I love some hotdogs, some hamburgers, and a good mattress sale.”
?! I don’t even know what mattress store this commercial was for–I was too flabbergasted by the total non sequiteur.
Not so funny: RIP Farrah Fawcett and Jacko’s in the hospital following a heart attack. Pop culture just took a major hit.